chagrin:(via wonderlandcode831)

These type of editorial spreads kill me: sexy stubble, sexy ass, possibly world’s greatest tattoo in frame. And then a huge $30,000 watch we’re supposed to buy so we too can bite a hot girl’s thong. Goddamn. No guy with a tattoo that amazing is going to cover it up with something so pathetic. This is a tremendous waste of talent. I know everyone has to make a living, but seriously. It’s basically the equivalent of smearing shit over an otherwise great photograph.

(Here’s an edit to acknowledge that someone smarter than me pointed something out which just means I should stop being misled by cool tattoos. But I’m going to stay on record that this watch—and most chunky, expensive watches—turn me off. And too glaringly an ad, which ruins all the sexiness.)