What I, personally, find perplexing is why anyone would waste their time on sane people. What could sane people possibly have to offer the rest of us? They see the world through reasonable eyes. They proceed rationally through the day. They make conscious, logical decisions. Oh, Christ, I can’t even talk about them without feeling itchy all over. Who lives that way?

— Heather Havrilesky

They were simply wonderful, fun and funny. And the husband truly seemed to only have eyes for his wife, which makes any man instantly endearing. When he touched me (it always shocked me a bit since he seemed so fixated on her) he made sure his other hand was still on her skin. At the end, he asked if she had been jealous. She replied “yeah, kinda.” But I couldn’t think of why that would be true.

— Marriage